Romney is God in some book somewhere
So it turns out I should be a republican. I consider myself peerless when it comes to misanthropy. My realization that the conservatives and right-wingers that make up the republican party have institutionalized misanthropic policy has therefore caused me to reexamine my affiliations and voting history. What else have I been wrong about? My disgust with U.S. foreign policy and military campaigns seems like a no-brainer now. I totally had it wrong.
You see, I think the world will be much better sans-human. The air will clear, the seas will filter and the concrete and steel will be replaced by trees and dirt. How is that going to happen if we love and care for one another like some crunchy liberal would condone. If we follow liberal policies of using the law-making power of government to look after people’s well-being, our population could stabilize and go on forever! Who the hell wants that! Instead the republican party has wisely chosen to emphasize the power of private property acquisition and retention and the conquest of ceaseless war. By focusing on our stuff, we can ignore that ridiculous liberal notion that we are all somehow connected, in this together…..brothers even.
The alignment of the religious right with the republican party is a genius that defies my ability to comprehend the allegory of religious thought. Perhaps Jesus had his fingers crossed, on the cross, behind his back somehow in spite of the nails. When he said all that about loving one another being the only thing we really needed to know, and that part about giving ALL you have to the poor, I mean, how could that not have been code for a mandate to dominate and subjugate? Maybe we need to pay more attention to what he didn’t actually say, or what some one heard some one else say about what he said. That should do it.
From now on, I am voting republican because I may as well have nice stuff while I wait to go right on up to heaven.